Fako Mustacho is the evil mastermind who runs for president in my new book, Fake Mustache!
Now you can show everyone that you, too, have been brainwashed into voting for him by proudly displaying this sticker!
To get a sticker, send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to
115 W 18th St
New York NY 10011
I’ll throw in a free fake mustache, too!