If you saw the unofficial trailer made by SuperLibrarian Kelly, then you may have strained your eyes trying to read the “opening crawl.”
And if you read it you may have wondered — as one commenter did — whether that was the real plot of the book.
Yes it is! And here it is in an uncrawling version:
It is a dark time at Ralph McQuarrie Middle School.
After suffering several Origami Yoda–related humiliations, Harvey manages to get Dwight suspended from school for being a “troublemaker.”
Origami Yoda pleads with Tommy and Kellen to save Dwight by making a new case file—one that will show how Dwight’s presence benefits McQuarrie. With the help of their friends, Tommy and Kellen record cases such as “Origami Yoda and the Pre-eaten Wiener,” “Origami Yoda and the Exploding Pizza Bagels,” and “Origami Yoda and Wonderland: The Musical.”
But Harvey and his Darth Paper puppet have a secret plan that could make Dwight’s suspension permanent . . .